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We have prepared for you birthday wishes so funny for your friends and family. You can choose to share from this awesome funniest list of happy birthday wishes to put a smile on everyone’s faces.
Check out the list and you will find hilarious birthday wishes for friend, brother, sister, cousin, mom, dad, you name it, so that special day will go in laughter and super fun.






Funny Birthday Wishes










It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you,
then! Happy Birthday!





Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you
are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy
Birthday!





To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I
didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!





The tragedy of getting old: So many candles… so little
cake.





Technically you’re not 50. You’re only $49.95, plus tax!





They say you lose your mind as you grow older… what they
don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it much!





Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas
and not in a cave!






On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is
because you are old!





Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of
your years is astounding!





Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you
the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!





Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five
cents!





As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant
things! Like always use Bengay





Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid
things to remember makes you forgetful!





Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 





I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the
days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the
wiser. Happy Birthday!





Funny Birthday Quotes










Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped
painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!





I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know,
birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about
like we used to! Happy Birthday!





Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You
don’t have that kind of time!





Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the
tooth, comes to mind!





Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An
old geezer!





Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who
have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven
that too many will kill you.)





Don’t let ageing get you down… it’s too hard to get back
up again!





Middle age… when “happy hour” is a nap!





If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you’re a genius!





What goes up but never comes down? Your age.





Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for
you! It will match your age!





If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse!
Happy Birthday, buddy!





Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways!
The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!





Happy Birthday to a friend, who is unforgettable! Mainly
because you are the grayest one here!





Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know!







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